A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a
party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited
Pat, the only irish lad in the neighbourhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his
mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating
prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the
host said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud
splash and everyone turned around and saw Pat in the pool fighting the
crocodile, jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Pat and
the crocodile were screaming and raising hell. Finally Pat strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a dead goldfish.
Pat then slowly climbed out of the pool with a 'focking hell, that was just tough!". Everybody was just staring at the brave irish in disbelief.
The host says, 'Well, Pat, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'I don't want it,' said Pat.
The rich man said, 'Paddy, I have to give you something. You won
the bet. How about half a million bucks then?'
'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Pat.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That
was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options? Again, Pat said 'nope'.
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well Pat, then what do you
want?
Pat said, 'well, I do want the focking gobshite who pushed me in!!!''