Irish Jokes

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Scritto da: fergus 13/12/2006 17.54
A guy walks into a pub with his dog.The dog is wearing earphones and has a radio taped to it's back.
The barman says, "whats with the earphones oan the dug" The punter replies "I usually take him to the Celtic game on a Saturday, but I couldnae get tickets this week so he's listening to the game on the radio".
"Aye right" said the barman. 10 minutes later the dog starts doing backflips. "What's he up to" says the barman. "Magic's just scored" replies the man. "aye right" says the barman again. "Switch teletext on and see" says the punter. Right enough the score comes up Celtic 1 Rangers 0 (Zurawski) 2 minutes later the dog starts chasing it's tail."What's he up to now" asks the barman. "thats what he does when Miller scores it must be 2-0. "Piss off" says the barman. "Check the telly" says the punter. Sure enough the score comes up Celtic 2 Rangers 0 (Miller) "That's amazing" says the barman "What does he do when Rangers score?" "Dunno" says the punter "I've only had him a year!!"

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