Celtic Glasgow FC

dopo qualche mese dall'ultima, mi pregio di postare una barzellettina sugli amiconi 'Gers

Jesus, Henrik Larsson and Jorg Albertz are sitting in a boat fishing on Loch Lomond. After an hour of not catching anything Jesus gets up and says, " I'm off to the pub." He then steps out of the boat onto the water, walks across the water to the edge then onto the pub. After another half an hour Henrik gets up and leaves. He too steps out of the boat and walks across the water to the pub. A small time later Albertz decides to join them, gets out the boat steps on the water and sadly drowns. Jesus then turns to Henrik and says, "Didn't you tell Jorg about the stepping stones? " Henrik turns to our Lord and says, " what stepping stones?"


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Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm?
A: At least a sperm has one chance in ten million of becoming a human being.