A priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in
the coop behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and
discovered that the thingy was missing.
He knew about the thingy fights in the village, so he decided to
question
his parishioners in the church.
During mass, he asked his congregation,
"Has anybody got a c**k?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c**k?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either.
"Has anybody seen a c**k that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up!
"No, no, no. That wasn't what I meant. What I really mean is, has
anybody
seen MY c**k?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
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"Last night I nearly died,
But I woke up just in time".
Duke Special