Q: What's the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?
A: No Difference.. They are both absolutely useless in Europe
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Hun?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: What do you say to a Rangers supporter with a good looking Woman on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo
A Celtic supporter, a Rangers supporter and a Hearts supporter get marooned on an island run by cannibals. They are soon captured and have to pass a life or death test. The chief cannibal say's to them, go into the jungle and find 10 pieces of fruit and bring them back to me, that is the first part of your test. Off the 3 go into the forest. First back is the Hearts supporter with 10 apples. The chief say's, stuff those 10 apples up your bum without flinching or crying out and you can go free. Sweating slightly the Hearts supporters start's, 1 apple, 2,3,4 ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH.......... Swish, off went his head. Next comes out the Celtic supporter with 10 cherries, same rule applies to him. 1 cherry,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 hahahahahahaha he burst's out laughing........SWISH off went his head. Both the Hearts fan and the Celtic fan are sitting up in heaven looking down. The Hearts fan say's, why did you start laughing, you nearly got away with it? The Celtic fan said, I saw the Rangers fan coming out the woods with 10 pineapples!!
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"Last night I nearly died,
But I woke up just in time".
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