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00venerdì 19 gennaio 2007 10:45
Sta facendo da tempo il giro della rete irlandese e scozzese, una satirica lista di proscrizione immaginata come se fosse stilata da un unionista ultra-ortodosso...
Asda
They didn't fly the England flag during the World Cup. Anti-British, unpatriotic traiterous basturts - hanging's too good for them. Ah prefer Safeway, anyway !!
Bagpipes
Jacobite symbol and therefore Papish. Only one step removed from IRA fundrasing. The instrument of choice for all Gaelic, Catholic conspirators. The piano is far better !!
Barcelona
And every other team that a fekkin' ex-Fenian Micky terrorist plays for. Once a Papist gun-runner, always a Papist gun-runner. Basturts huv goat a chapel unnur thurr stadium an aw !!
BBC
Papish ****s stopped playing God Save The Queen every night at the end of transmission. The sneaky basturts fae Panorama also took an undercover camera intae The ‘Brox, which showed the Bears dain’ Nazi-salutes, and singin’ aboot killin’ the feenyin basturts. The tarrier basturts also used the ‘H’ word an’ aw !!
BBC Weather
That bitch Kirsty McCabe kicking it all off by calling our beloved stadium ‘Castle Greyskull’ in a Saturday morning bulletin on BBC2. Then Cosgrove joined in later that day, then Radio Scotland, then Snyde, and before you knew it, they wurr aw laffin’ at us. Mhanky fenyin basturts !
Carlsberg
Their 'probably the best pub team in the world' TV ad campaign. In the deleted out-takes, the team are sat around the bar singing 'For It's A Grand Old Team To Play For'. Feckin Mickey Feenyin Paddy-loving English bassas.
CIS Insurance
They provided insurance cover for Henrik Martian, Chris Sutton, and some of the other Papes. Strangle them. Ah use 'Churchill' - good Proddies probably wae a name like that ?!! Churchill, god bless him – probably the last white man ever, to be named Winston !!
Coca Cola
gave £5k to Sinn Fein – or some other Fenian group ?! Pepsi furr me fae noo oan.
Comic Relief
Gave 50p to a Belfast organisation that may or may not be helping people who may or may not be connected with Sinn Fein. Better boycott just to be sure.
Daily Record
Blatant anti-Ranjurrz bias. Never trust a fekkin' hack ! Mark ma words - it'll no be lang until they're printin' pictures o the broken Rainjurrz crest …. ach well, mibbees ah've taken that a wee bitty too far, eh ?! Their crimes against good old Proddy Loyalism and Gers supporting are too lengthy to catalogue.
Dell Computers - For telling new recruits during training : "Even though we are in Glasgow, our telephone lines are Irish. If you want to dial an Irish number, then just dial the normally. If you want to dial a UK number then you need to put the international code 0044 and then add the number." Dell considers Ireland / Northern Ireland to only be Ireland, so the country must be set as Ireland."
Derek Johnstone
Uncle Tom. House Pape. Another ex-bear who now bites the hand that fed him. His crimes against Rainjurrz FC are so lengthy and appaling, it’s impossible to list them all. Is he in your Ludge ?? If so, have a word with your Grand-Master, and get this fat, pie-eating bastard black-balled. Like Judas Butcher, he means nothing to Bears anymore, and looking at him now the last thing he needs is another fukking dinner of any sort.
EasyJet
Basturts flung 19 Bears aff the plane at Stansted just furr bein’ a bit peeshed. So what if they were too steamin’ tae wake up and put their seatbelts oan ?!
Eggs Benedict
Yill ‘no feckin’ catch me eatin’ anythin’ that’s named efter a feckin’ Pope !! Glad to see they took it aff the menu at The Brox corporate catering as well.
FIFA
Fekkin Irish Fenian Association. Gave an award tae aw thame Dole-ite, scroungin' Fenian hooligans, who went tae Suville oan oor taxes.
Glasgow City Council
Taig councillors and a Fenian Lord Provost, holed up in ther ain big Vatican in George Square.
Google
basturtin’ webby, geeky, mhanky wankers. If you type in the words ‘bigot football club’, and click the ‘I’m Feeling Lucky’ button, it takes you to a story aboot Rangers FC !!! Ah’ll be usin’ Ask Jeeves fae noo oan.
Google - (Again !!!)
If you type in ‘Rangers Are’nt shampooe’ and hit Search, the basturtin’ thing comes up with ‘did you mean Rangers Are shampooe.’ AAAARRRRGGGHHHH !!!
Graeme Souness
tabbed The Sons Of William through the heart, firstly by leaving us, and then by returning to plunder our squad for Tugay, Amo, Bazza, and Boumsong. . A treacherous, Judas Iscariot bastard who should be air-brushed from our proud and loyal taditions. Always thought he looked like a poof anyway.
Green Traffic Lights
Larkhall’s finest Bears have so far smashed 114 of them in a 16-month period.
Guinness
See Duffer Of St George & Next. Don't pay for Irish bombs !! Same goes fur that Murphy's shampooe an' aw ! Buy a good Proddy beer like Skol, or, McEwans Lager or somethin' !
Guy Ritchie
Basturt says he enjoys listening to Republican music in his spare time, because it has a bit of ‘resistance.’ Ah’ll gie ye resistance ya Cockney Fenyin basturt !!
HMV
Also known as Records for Rebels. Barturts sell a massive selection of Oirish nick-nack Paddy wack, fiddle-dee-dee tarrier pish. Shameless promotion of the Provos and the IRA, and their shampooey music. Virgin Megastore for me fae noo oan.
Ian McCall
Turncoat Judas who takes his thirty pieces of silver from the BBC in return for praising the thuggery, cheating, and diving antics of Smeltic. Even if it is a stonewall penalty - no Bear should be admitting it.
Islam / Hinduism / Sikhism
All of them [and I mean every single goddam last one of them] is hell bent on destroying the peace loving nation of Israel. Aw they ragheids should get nooked by our red, white & blue bretheren from good old Yankeeland. No Surrender ya ragheid basturts.
Journalists
Scum of the fekkin’ earth. A curse on all of them, and a plague on their houses. Die bastards, die. A non-exhaustive list of the whores of papery includes : Graham Spiers, Gerry McNee, Bill Leckie, Ronnie Cully, Alan Davidson, Mark Guidi, Hugh Keevins, Stuart Cosgrove, Tam Cowan, Ewing Grahame, Ron McKay, Elaine C Smith, Andy Walker, Stephen McGowan, James Traynor, Davie Provan, Alan Rough, Neil Cameron, Glenn Gibbons, Andrew Smith, Phil Gordon, Kevin Doyle, Paul Cooney, Peter Martin, Hugh MacDonald, Donald Cowey, Kevin McKenna, Ronnie Convery, Brian McCartney, Michael Grant, Thomas Jordan, Ian Bell, Ian Paul, Alison McConnell, Cara Page, Tom Shields, Joe Sullivan, Kevin McAllion, Jim Delahunt. It would appear that only David Leggat & Richard Littlejohn have so far escaped our ire.
Mastercard
during the half-time CL adverts, one of their ‘Priceless’ campaigns included the line ‘Keeping The Faith’. Visa for this Prod fae noo oan, plus ah prefer therr wee bloo n white badge anyway.
McDonalds
They sponsor the Family Section at Septic Park. More contributions for the terrorists. Buying burgers buys guns !! Burger King sounds more royal anyway !
Monopoly
In the Glasgow version, the mhanky, crime-ridden, pig-stinkin,' flea-infested, Gallowgate is worth £100 more than the majestic Ibrox Stadium, and to add insult to injury, Ibrox is coloured poofy feckin pink. WTF was wrong with orange........or even blue FFS ?!! Even that shoithole Hampden (at £160.00) is worth more than Ibrox. Anyone for Connect 4 ?!
Moss Pharmacy
Larkhall bears had been boycotting (and wrecking !!) this Fenian chemist for months, until the basturts were forced to change their green & white shop front, tae blue & white. Result.
Next
Owned by a dirty Taig - another dead-cert IRA contributor. Buying suits buys detonators and fertiliser.
Nike
Mickey lovers who sponsor the athletic wing of the IRA. No Bear should be seen dead in any of their sweatshop garments – and if I see anywan wae it oan in The ‘Brox, then they bloody will be.
North Lanarkshire Council
Bent Fenian Taigs. Every last one of them - even the Proddy ones.
Oasis
over-rated Micky, Tarrier, anti-monarchy, bandwagon scum. Plagiarist Beatles wannabees and neddy Manc prix, who never shut up about their Oirish background. The older one, with the single eyebrow and blubber lips was cheering on Smeltic during the 6-2 game, and said in a radio interview that he’ll be watching the next OF game to ‘see the bluenoses get a effing kicking.’
O'Neills
"Irish" chain store pubs for the terrorists to plot in - See Guinness.
Page 3 Girls
That munter Leilani Dowding was pictured showing off the new Nike Hoops. Always hoped she was a Bear, err, ah mean, always knew she was a mickey bint !
P & O Ferries
Threatened to stop carrying convicted Loyalist terrorists to/from Ibrox. Hope yeez sink in a Force 10, ya basturts !!
Rangers Assembley – See Rangers Supporters Trust
Rangers Supporters Trust
A collection of corporate, middle class, impotent, grovelling, spineless, lilly-livered, toadying, weak-minded, politically correct douche-bags, who haven’t a pair of bollocks amongst the lot of them. More interested in raising their own weak and dreary profile, and promoting their own poncy corporate agenda, than protecting the Queen’s people from Kafflik onslaught. Despite having the grand arch-demon of all Kafflik meeja anti-Rankers antipathy sitting directly in their cross-hairs, the spineless basturts failed to deliver even a wounding blow, never mind a fatal one. Instead of parading the head of Graham Speirs on a silver platter around the streets of Kinning Park, we got tea and biscuits, and a nicey-nicey gentleman’s agreement to lets do it all again sometime soon. Spineless, cowardly, middle class wankirrs ! GTF oot of oor club ya basturts.
Ronaldhino
The buck-toothed wan recently revealed that Henrik martian was ‘his idol.’ Wae idols like that, he can shove his Timmy-Nike fancy footy adverts up his Spanish Mickey Brazilian Swedish-loving Timmy arse.
Safeway
Their Papist staff wore sombreros on UEFA Cup Final in Seville day. Basturts - ah'm gawn back tae Asda...........er, ah mean Tescos !!!
Scotland
The epicentre of the worldwide Taig / Provo / Anti-Protestant conspiracy. The mass execution of Prods is only a heart-beat away. Engerrluuund ya Micky Jocko Fenian chookter basturts !!!
Scottish Tourist Board
The Jacobite tarrier ****s refused tae back up Ian Wilson (Grand Master Of The Grand Orange Lodge Of Scotland) when he claimed that the annual Oranje Walks in the west of Scotland were err............ ‘good for tourism’ !! Ignorant, myopic, polarised basturts.
Sky TV
For panning around the crowd before every game at Septic Park when the mhanks are singing their stolen ‘anthem’ Walk On. They never show The Bears singin’ either, but they’re not slow to show Timmy singin’ and dancin’ and celebratin’ their Oirish cultyirr. Typical Timmy arse-lickin’ wankirs. Cancel yir subscriptions Bears.
Stena Line
Banned The Bears from sailing on their ferries, just because we sang a few songs about murdering Catholics, and wading knee-deep in their blood. The sectarian abuse hurled at other passengers was just the drink talking. Geez another chance, eh ?!?
Tony Blair
Along with his despicable 'Wicked Witch Of The West' Feenyin wife who chose to attend the Pope's funeral over the wedding of the future King Of Great Britain, and Defender Of The Faith, HRH Charles Prince Of Wales. To think that a tenth-rate Taig councillor now holds the same office that was once held by Winston Churchill and Margaret Thatcher makes the blood boil.
The Bank of Scotland
Threatnin' tae pull the plug oan the Gerz. Shut doon aw yir accounts wae them - feckin hoormaisturz !! [The ONLY reason that Rankers are not out of business is the HBoS 'connection' !!!]
The Church of England - Wrong type of Proddy. Probably merried tae papes or summit !!
The Conservative Party
Not True Blue enough these days. Bring back Maggie - she'd deal with the Fenians and the blacks, and the scroungers, and the asylum-seekers, and the terrorists, and the homeless, and the criminals, and the.............
The Country of France - Papish(ish !) Nice flag right enough !
The Country of Ireland - The root of all evil. Sordid, Papist, terrorist loving scum - every last one of them. Except the Shankill of course.
The Country of Italy - Papists.
The Country of Spain - Papish.
The Evening Times - They employ Tims!!
The Guardian
Leftist, Pinko etc, and also the references to Ibrox as Mordor, Castle Greyskull etc. See Journalists.
The Herald
Also known as The Gherald. They employ that bitter rheptile Graham Spiers. A closet Tim, who questions the genius of Lord Murray - our Grand Dragon Wizard Knight Supreme - and dares to afford Smeltic credit whenever it's due. He has slated our fans as bigoted and sectarian, and never misses an opporchancity to talk up the mhankies and their popularity and appeal. We expect more from our good Proddy meeja. See Journalists.
The Labour Party
Full of Fenians, Republicans, assorted ne'er do wells, and Republican sympathisers. Full of plastic-paddy bigots and nepotists. Systematically eroding the character and identity of Britain.
The NYPD
Some of them once played in a pipe band that welcomed Gerry Adams to New York. They therefore deserved to die in 9/11.
The Queen
Sorry Yer Majj, but awarding an MBE to Henrik Martian is the straw that broke this bear-camel’s back. As if it wuzzny bad enough dishing oot honours tae the likes of Kenny Dalgliesh, Gordon Strachan, and The Leaping Leprechaun, ye noo go and compound it by daein’ this.
The Scottish Parliament
Employs Taigs and gies free hooses tae the Pakkies, and the Paddies. See Scottish Socialist Party.
The Scottish Socialist Party
A party for the neds run by the neds. Rosie Kane & Tommy Sheridan - Fenian IRA sympathisers. Always trying tae get the blacks and the queue-jumpers new cooncil hooses before the Proddies. No surrender tae the Pakkie Fenians !
The Simpsons
Too many snide digs at White Anglo Saxon Protestant culture for my liking. Homo Simpson is always havin’ a swipe at The Masons and Protestant Christian culture. They also had Oirish Liam Neeson playing a priest who encouraged Homo and Fart to turn Catholic. The sectarian Homo then comes out with "Catholics Rule ! We've got Boston, South America, and the good part of Ireland !" Mickey cartoon basturts.
The SNP
'Nationalist' ? Isn't Gerry Adams one of them ? Must be linked then. Mair Fenian chookters !!
The Sun
The first Scottish tabloid newspaper in history that printed a cracked RFC crest
The Word 'Boycott'
A Fenian term derived from a British land agent involved in the land league disputes in the 1880's. Boycott this word...........er, a mean dinny use it ony mair !!
Travis - May or may not be Taigs. Better boycott just to be on the safe side. Look like Fenians anyway !
U2
Taigs and Provos. See Allied Irish Bank. What else do they smuggle in those big crates, eh ??! 'Sunday Bloody Sunday' - This song is not a rebel song. Whit the fekk is it then, a fekkin' nursery rhyme ?!!!! No Surrender ya basturts !!
Virgin Megastore
Basturts laughed at a fellow bear when he was in buying a Davie Cooper DVD. Yeez ull no’ be laffin’ when the Bears take therr money tae HMV, ya shower a fannies – err, ah mean Our Price !!
WWE Wrestling
The show at Braehead featured a mainly Scottish team of Rowdy Roddy Piper, Ric Flair and The Highlanders against The Spirit Squad. As Rowdy Roddy Piper entered the arena he wore both a Bears scarf and a Smellic scarf round his neck. He kissed both, and then laid them down ringside. During the match their opponents - The Spirit Squad - took the Gers scarf and started spitting on it, blowing there nose on it, and also wipe their arses with it. Even washed up wrestlers are against us, Bears.
Yahoo
Ah’m no feckin usin’ any company, whose name is the same as the nickname of a tarrier. Microsoft chat only for this Bear !