la storia del natale raccontata da un nord-dublinese

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mirko e i furetti
00giovedì 13 dicembre 2007 11:43
Dere's dis boord called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wharevor dah is).
She's not married or nuttin', but she's got dis felleh, Joe, righ'? He
does joinery an' all dah. Mary lives with him in a flah dowwen in Nazareh.

One day Mary meets dis yungfelleh Gabriel. She's like "Wha are yeh bleedin'
lookin' ah?" Gabriel just goes "You're fookin' pregnant so yeh are".
Mary's scarleh. She gives him a fookin' earful: "Are you bleedin' startin'?
I'm no fookin' sluh. I never bin wih no one!"

So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself.
Liz is on a mad buzz, bud. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an'
all.

She sez te Mary "Ah howeyeh, Mary, I can feel me chiseller in me
stummick and I reckon I'm well blessed. Think of all deh money we'll be getting
from deh social." Mary goes "Yeah, s'pose you're righ' ".

Mary an' Joe haven't goh a fookin' bean so they have to ponse a donkey,
an' go dowwen te Behlehem on dah. Dey get to dis boozer an' Mary wants to
stop, yeah? To have her yungfelleh an' all.

But there's no fookin' no roohem at the inn, righ'? So Mary an' Joe
break an' into this garridge, only it's filled wih animals. Cowis an' sheeps
an' all.

Then these three lads tourn up, lookin bleedin' rapih, wih crowens on
der heads an' all dah'. They're like "Ah Jaysis, howeyeh!" an' say dey're
deh tree wise men from de East Wall.

Joe goes: 'If you're so bleedin wiyis, wha de fook are yizzer doin' wih
dis Frankenstein an' myrrh? Why didn't yeh just bring gold, 20 Blue and Boorberry?'

It's all about to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got
anudder message bout some Punchis Pilah' hardchaw.

He's like 'Deh coppers is comin an' they is killin all de chisslers.
You better fook off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be fookin' off yer
bleedin' rocker if yeh tink I'm goin' te fookin' Egypt on a fookin' donkey'
Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, bud. But it's your look out if yeh stay.' So
they go dowwen teh Egypt till they've stopped killin deh foorst-born
an' all an' annyways it's safe an' dah.

Then Joe and Mary and Jaysis go back to Nazareh, an' Jaysis turns water
inteh Dutch Gold.

saluti natalizi
Mirko
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