The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there! (H.P. Hartley)
Life is but a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor. (Sholem Aleichem)
It is easier to guard a sack of fleas then a girl in love.
When a bore leaves the room, you feel as if someone just came in.
A language is a dialect that has an army and a navy.
When 2 divorced people get married, 4 get into bed.
(Leo Rosten)
I fiori sulla tomba del nemico hanno un profumo inebriante.
(Stanislaw J. Lec)
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Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.
Stanislaw J. Lec