Partito Surrealista Repubblicano Irlandese

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MANIFESTO OF THE IRISH SURREALIST REPUBLICAN PARTY

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We of the surrealist republican party on behalf of the free people of the whole of Ireland demand the unconditional surrender of Her Majesty's government and the incorporation of the United Kingdom into the Greater Irish Republic.

Failure to comply with this demand will result in the following punitive measures:

1. We will continue to make you look stupid by winning all the Nobel Prizes for Literature ahead of your hopefuls while using your own daft language.

2. We will continue to allow Westlife to release records and ensure through a craftily organised buying campaign they are at number one for at least four months a year. Remember - we have The Corrs in reserve!

3. We will collectively continue to support Manchester United(stewards enquiry on this one!!!) and provide them with players of the calibre of Roy Keane & Denis Irwin . With our famous luck allied to that talent, it will be a chilly day in hell before anyone else gets a look in - though we may let Liverpool and Arsenal win once or twice, for old times' sake.

4. We will continue to send good looking lads and lasses to the UK to marry your sons and daughters. Since anyone with an Irish grandparent is an Irish citizen, by our calculations the UK will be an Irish colony within two more generations at current rates. This is what we call 'the long plan'.

5. We will continue to be more charming than you lot, ensuring that everyone in the world loves us and despises you.

6. We will keep coming to London and taking all the good jobs.

7. On those rare occasions when your rugby team are going for the Grand Slam we will pull off a "surprise" win.

8. And if all else fails, we'll send in Big Tom to do a UK-wide tour, packaged with Red Hurley, Margo & Daniel O'Donnell.

Truly a weapon of mass destruction.

TIOCFAIDH AR LA!!!

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