Irish Jokes

A man walks in a pub goes over to the bar looks at the
barwoman and says "you know you have very small breasts?"
The barwoman says" how dare you speak to me like that? Get out U R barred."
Sometime goes past and the same man walks in the same pub goes over to the bar looks at the barwoman and says " U know u have a very big arse?" the woman says u r the same guy that I barred last time u have some front to come in here again and say that to me...... so since u seem to B the expert what U thing I should do? “The guy says “get a bit of tissue and rub between your breast." the barwoman says” and will that work?
And the guy “Well it worked for your arse!