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Divertentissimo... mi è arrivato in Fahrenheit e ve l'ho convertito in Celsius :


Scottish thermometer


10 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe.

5 degrees - Italian cars won't start.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.

0 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.

-5 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.
People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.

-10 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on.
People in Scotland have a last barby before it gets cold.

-20 degrees - People in Miami are extinct.
People in Scotland lick flagpoles.

-25 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico.
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.

-60 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough.

-70 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.

-113 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky kegs.

-182 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

-287 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? "

-300 degrees - Hell freezes over.
Scottish people support England in the World Cup.